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The Amazing Sons of Provo
Sons of Provo, a hilarious but truly amazing groups of LDS men singing cool songs about going on mission, why their girls should wait for them and other beautiful songs about being a Latter-Day Saint (a.ka Mormon).I think they did a great job on these songs though all of their songs are pretty cool, they're very hip and spiritual too.
For Lyrics of Sons of Provo songs, visit their official website.
Diddly Wack Mack Mormon Daddy
I was born in the church just like my Daddy was, yo,
I'm Pioneer stock, my Grandpa crossed the plains in the snow!
I got my Eagle Scout at 12 with some assistance from my Mom
I was home before 9:30 when I went to the prom.
I love to sit in my pew, and praise the Lord with a hymn,
I'm hyper-active, yo, I even got the keys to the gym.
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's cool to be a Mormon.
I'm the black, jack, say no to crack daddy-O. I
'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal!
If a girly wants to pursue me (do me),
I say NO! girl not with you- Me? I'll be waiting for my baby dressed in white. (Not beige.)
I believe that procreation ain't a form of recreation
And my testimony keeps me warm at night! (So flippin' warm)
Chorus
Would all those in favor, Please make it manifest, please make it manifest, please make it manifest
Would all those in favor please make it manifest,
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
People tell me "That's funny to give a tenth of all your money"
But I do it no regret, cause of all the blessings that I get
I ain't stupid or lazy, I read my scriptures like crazy.
I don't smoke or drink or cheat, I spent two years on my feet,
That's more valuable to me than any prize.
Preachin' love and peace with other well-dressed guys.
So many people let their spirits get persuaded by the Devil,
But I say "Get thee hence! I'm never gonna sink to your level".
You're dark and evil, you want my face to be covered with mud,
You stupid dummy, I hope you rot in heck for this crud!
Chorus
I'm the knick-knack-paddy-whack daddy,
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's fly to be a Mormon.
I'm the phat, not jack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal.
The storms of hell might be a stormin'
But I'm safe, Me? I'm a Mormon.
I'm tougher than George Foreman,
I'm the bomb, cuz I'm a Mormon.
Just don't call me Norman,
I'm Diddly Wack-and I'm spiritchal!
Wait For Me
No more cussin', lyin', no more parties no more flirtin',
Going off to serve the Lord beyond the "Zion Curtain"
Yes, I'm afraid of what's to come as I travel cross the sea,
But what scares me most is that you might not wait for me.
Oh, oh, oh, What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh, oh, It's me against the world
With every fiber of my being I'll be true to thee
As I magnify our love as a missionary
I'll come back a Bible scholar baby wait and see
So put a blind fold on for two years honey... And wait for me.
I'll think of you as I convert the heathen and the sinner
And the tapeworms in Brazil will bring me home to you much thinner
We're too young to tie the knot, though my love weighs a ton
Once I'm home, we'll be much wiser at a full-grown twenty-one.
Chorus
If you'd swear to not wear make-up and to wear these hooded veils
And don't go out in public or converse with any males
Our love can be assured to stay alive and keep on track
Just put your life on pause, we can fast forward when I get back-ack-ack-ack
Chorus
Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh It's me against the world
Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh Don't be a naughty girl.
Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh Don't make me have to hurl.
Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh Don't date my best friend Merle.
I also found this video of LehiTOTS, a group of now returned missionaries who sang the Diddly Wack Mack Mormon Daddy on their P-day(Preparation Day). They sang it pretty well and I think Elder Neil looks cute..hehe. It's really cool being a Mormon, that's the best decision I've ever made.
It's Cool To Be a Mormon
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